I’m talking with someone on OKCupid, and he invites me to his place of business to meet him. He’s younger than I am, a good conversationalist, and he’s charmingly assertive. I’m feeling mildly interested.
“Can I bring a chaperone?” I ask. “What if you’re a serial killer? Or you have a horrible sense of humor?”
Five minutes later he disables his account. So of course, now I’m trying to figure out if I just avoided being another unsolved mystery, or if I narrowly escaped a really boring and awkward date.
#ithinkiscaredhim #datingishard #headdesk